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Beam Me Up, Obama: Conspiracy Theory Claims President Teleported to Mars

Was the 44th President of the United States a top-secret teenage Mars explorer?

Forget 2012 prophecies, Mayan calendars and lurking planets that go only by the name “X”… there’s an even kookier conspiracy theory in town, and it has to do with our nation’s fearless leader and his teenage teleportation adventures on Mars.

Yes, you read that right.

It seems that two government employees and self-professed time-travelers – er, “chrononauts” – Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings have come forth and named President Obama as one of their own, along with the current head of DARPA, Regina Dugan.

(DARPA, if you don’t know, is the agency responsible for keeping U.S. defense up-t0-date with advancements in technology. Begun as a response to the Sputnik program in the late 50s, DARPA finds ways to integrate cutting-edge tech developments into stuff the military might want.)

Basiago, a Washington state lawyer, says that he was part of a time travel program developed by DARPA in the 1970s code-named Project Pegasus. He and Stillings claim that both Obama and Dugan were in their “Mars training class” at California’s College of the Siskiyous in 1980, part of a group of 10 young adults chosen to travel to Mars via a top-secret teleportation “jump room”.

They also claim that the then-19-year-old Barack Obama went by the name “Barry Soetero”.

But wait, there’s more.

"I'll beam ya down Mister President but I'll have to see your birth certificate first." (Photo via startrek.com)

The two former chrononauts also said that they encountered the future president at secret U.S. bases on Mars, which he is said to have visited twice between the years 1981 and 1983. On one instance Basiago said he even exchanged words with Ob – uh, Soetero – en route to the “jump room” while on Mars.

“We’re here,” Basiago claims the young president-to-be said to him.

And the supposed reason for the secret teen task force’s Red Planet expedition? To “acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence,” according to Basiago.

You know, to make good with the locals so there’d be no trouble when setting up camp.

White House officials have denied all allegations of the President’s Martian travels, or the existence of a Mars training class. But, of course, they would. 

And you thought the whole birther thing was a bit extreme? Wake up sheeple, this is some real crazy here. Chrononaut style.

Read more on Wired.com’s “Danger Room”.

 

Top image assembled by J. Major from NASA and Hubble images and a campaign photo of President Obama. Star Trek image from www.startrek.com. © 2010 CBS Studios Inc., All Rights Reserved.

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A graphic designer in Rhode Island, Jason writes about space exploration on his blog Lights In The Dark, Discovery News, and, of course, here on Universe Today. Ad astra!

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  • Mark Silvers January 5, 2012, 3:29 PM

    I see this is a leftwing site…nice deletion of post

    • Torbjörn Larsson January 5, 2012, 8:34 PM

      Your claim is not informed on science blogs in the first place, seeing that statistics says the science community and those most interested in science are mainly liberal in the first place. So that is what you should expect, everything else alike.

      Also of importance is that US “leftwing” liberals is ~= most nations conservatives.

  • Simon Donaldson January 5, 2012, 5:28 PM

    Beam me up, Mr Soetero!

    That said, conspiracy theories are always fun to hear about. It’s the time I get to raise my hand, point, and giggle in unity with the rest of the world at those that take them seriously.
    To date, how many conspiracy theories have been made, and how many of them have actually proved to be correct?
    Just another bunch of guys wanting to make an easy buck with their story.

    But, then again, nothing’s impossible. Perhaps Mr Bush is also a Martian in disguise!
    But seriously, I wonder what their angle in this is…

  • ieatgravel January 5, 2012, 8:18 PM

    Did the White House really deny these allegations?

  • Torbjörn Larsson January 5, 2012, 8:57 PM

    “sheeple”?

    You haven’t been around here much, have you Jason? [/tongue in cheek]

    • Lights in the Dark January 12, 2012, 10:24 PM

      :)

      That’s my favorite catch-all phrase commonly seen on conspiracy forums. Usually used as closure on a baseless claim.

  • Steven Harrison January 10, 2012, 1:54 PM

    This is a great story, my views are that this could of actually happend. When you look at all the corruption we see in the world, and all the lies that we re told by the goverment. How many times have we seen new technologys just appear out of knowhere. The goverment want us to believe that we are just a standard community, but when we look at all the advances in technology that our military holds, then you can ask the questions.

    We at http://www.allthingsconspiracy.blogspot.com have riiten many articles on subjects like this, be sure to pop over and tke a look.

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